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'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Happy hour.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Tea Shop.

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

Holy Spirit.

'Oops! Sorry Vicar, your cup runneth over!'

Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

Collection of Wine

Chateau Solitude