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Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Beethoven's 10th

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

Desert Island Fishing

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"Friday, meet bank holiday Monday."

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

Book Prediction Club

"Great coffee, honey!"

Tea Shop.

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.