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Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Happy hour.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Beethoven's 10th

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Latte Day Saints

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Tea Shop.