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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Baby it's cold outside.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Happy hour.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Scariest Tactics

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

Tea Shop.