Midnight Sippers Pillows

Little boy wants water in the middle of the night.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Desert Island Fishing

Beethoven's 10th

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"Friday, meet bank holiday Monday."

Book Prediction Club

"Great coffee, honey!"

Tea Shop.

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.