Sportsman At Heart Pillows

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Mother will catch you!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Sporting maladies.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

The weight of winning gold.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Bernard Hinault

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Born to play ball.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'