Sportsman At Heart Pillows

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Sporting maladies.

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Bernard Hinault

Play Ball!

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Born to play ball.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs