Sportsman With A Twist Pillows

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'Let me through now!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Alright if we play through?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Ball as water-melon.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Discus accidents.

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Bernard Hinault