Sportsman With A Twist Prints

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'Let me through now!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Alright if we play through?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Ball as water-melon.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Discus accidents.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'