Game Night Organizer Gifts

'What makes you think the ref is biased?'

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

Tombola Winner

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Getting staff is a problem, people don't like change."

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."