Game Rule Guru Prints

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

Bishops Snooker

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Essex computer.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"