Game Rule Guru Pillows

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Bishops Snooker

Prawn Amend

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Essex computer.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."