Game Rule Enthusiast Pillows

"No Bald Games"

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'He likes to keep strict control.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

Football will be penalised...

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'Underarm. . . underarm!'