Game Guide Guru Pillows

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Bishops Snooker

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Essex computer.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'