Creative House Designer Gifts

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"I love what you've done with him."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

Future Homes

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'What would it cost to change it into a one-way glass house?'