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"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

Future Homes

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

"-See, our's is the only one on the estate with a conservatory!"