New Office Location Gifts

'When I said that we might liven up the meetings by moving to a new location I was thinking of the room next to the canteen!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Between Offices

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'