New Office Relocation Gifts

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Between Offices

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."