Office Change Gifts

'If you've got a minute, Bob, I'd like you to meet our new director of human resources!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Between Offices

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Modular Offices

"Love your feng shui!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."