Relocating Office Gifts

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

"Jackson couldn't afford to renew the lease on his office."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Between Offices

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Jungle Taxi

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

We never roam anymore.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'