New Office Space Gifts

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Buster, run this past legal."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Modular Offices

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Trendies, INC

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Time is money! Please hurry it up, Smithdon!'