New Office Space Gifts

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Buster, run this past legal."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Modular Offices

'Time is money! Please hurry it up, Smithdon!'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Trendies, INC

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'