Opening Of A New Office Gifts

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Modular Offices

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Hanging out your shingle

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"It does make a statement."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.