New Headquarters Opening Gifts

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Modular Offices

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.