New Headquarters Opening Pillows

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Between Offices

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

No early morning tea past this landing

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Modular Offices

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'