Starting At A New Office Gifts

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Modular Offices

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"It does make a statement."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'Flexi-space.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."

'Office real estate' lifting weights