Upgrading Office Technology Gifts

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"Is there anything ELSE we can do to improve the workstations?"

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Desk sale

"Is this desk too businessy?"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Delivery of office equipment.

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

"Oh yes, I'm very adept at using office machines. I can operate soda machines, candy machines, coffee machines..."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.