Office Refurbishment Pillows

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Between Offices

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Modular Offices

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"