Furnishing New Office Pillows

Man and woman buying furniture.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'