Moving Into A New Office Pillows

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Here is your office. Now which do you want in it - a rug, a...print, or a ... plant?

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

God bless our home page.

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Modular Offices

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"