Moving Into A New Office Pillows

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Here is your office. Now which do you want in it - a rug, a...print, or a ... plant?

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

God bless our home page.

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man and woman buying furniture.

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'