Home Office Decorators Pillows

"Hi Dear, I'm working from work today."

"Gone are the days when Andy made the sort of money he'd get out of bed for."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Desk shaped like an office block.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'