Desk Decorator Pillows

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

'Good news...We're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.'

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'I should have expected this when I made my desk a destination event.'

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Get me one of those short, wide desks. This one is useless.

"Lester systematically lost all his charisma after being bitten by the accounting bug."

Get me one of those short, wide desks. This one is useless.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'Good morning, Pal.'

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

The Pencil and Sharpener

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Reindeer delivering office supplies.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I'm going to have to let some of you go."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"