Desk Decorators Gifts

"Hey, Bob, come on out here, this guy in accounting has nine coffee cups stacked in a pyramid!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'This better be important.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"In"

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'