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'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

An evolutionary turning point.

'This must be the kitty litter aisle.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Plane Yogurt.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Reality of Parenthood

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.