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'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

An evolutionary turning point.

'This must be the kitty litter aisle.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Reality of Parenthood

Plane Yogurt.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Aisle of Milk & Honey

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"