Dealership Owner T-Shirts

'We stand behind every car we sell.' - 'Yes, but will you help push?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Deliboys

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Pastrami in the wild

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'