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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Drool Marks

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Mistaken identity.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'Farington, our parent company is coming to visit us, so clean up your room.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

City Broker requires Dealer who can keep Wicket

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

'I have a hunch the dealer's gonna bust. I'm taking a card.'

'Stop bringing him cocktails -- he's been asking me how many more magic tricks I know.'

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

Russian Tanks advance on the Dove of Peace

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."