Thrift Store Detective T-Shirts

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Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

House sale.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Man debating the price in a resteurant

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

'The economy is tight and so is he.'

January Sales