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Thrift Store Detective Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our mugs for thrift store detectives feature witty designs that celebrate the thrill of treasure hunting and vintage finds, perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Second hand furniture.
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
"I just..."
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'
Crap others threw out
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."
House sale.
Electricity Bills
Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'
"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."
Man debating the price in a resteurant
"There's another one! Pull over!"
Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."
"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"
Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'
What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.
Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'
January Sales
All-you-can-wear.
Thrift Store Detective Mugs Collection
Thrift Store Detective Pillows
Comfort and personality meet in our pillows for treasure hunters—add a quirky touch to any space with these fun designs.
Thrift Store Detective Prints
Bring charm and humor home with our prints celebrating vintage finds and creative pursuits—ideal for thrift store detectives.
Thrift Store Detective T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that capture the thrift store detective spirit—fun, clever, and perfect for everyday adventures.