Drugstore Detective Mugs

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Have you seen my money?

The Bargain Brand

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"How much is the sign?"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

Cash Rebate