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'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'I've changed my mind. Sell everything!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"It's a setup."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"See...polystyrene!"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"