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'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'I've changed my mind. Sell everything!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"See...polystyrene!"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"