Dinosaur Diner Gifts

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Road Kill Cafe.

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Dinner looks delicious."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Menu.