Demonic Diner Gifts

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Zagat Rated.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"It's fondue night!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"I just invented the power lunch."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."