Demonic Diner Gifts

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Zagat Rated.

"Fresh pepper?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"It's fondue night!"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"I just invented the power lunch."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'