Doggie Diner Fan T-Shirts

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Dog's Sandwich

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"I don't want any pie, so can I get Ice Cream A La Mode!"

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'