Cafe T-Shirts

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

I knew Joe and I were in trouble when we couldn't even agree on a marriage counselor.

"Separate checks please."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Hats and Food

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Non-Power Breakfast

Grandma's caf

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

The American Tearoom, Moscow