Cafe Hopper Pillows

'You've had enough!'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Coffee overload.'

Free Wifi

Barista

"This place has the best happy hour."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Clubbing

National Coffee Day

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Your shout!"