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"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'I'm not here if that's my best friend.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Today's special... donuts.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

Dog Bar with Toilets.

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'