Pub Hopping T-Shirts

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Next Round Indicator

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes