Pub Visiting T-Shirts

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

JOE'S BAR: Treadmill available: relax, while it walks your dog'

Rupert The Beer

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Psst... Romeo. It's your wife on the phone. She wants to know wherefore thou art 'til this hour?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'What's your best seller?'

The Revamped And Interior Decorator

Alcohol Related Crime.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beers

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"