Pub Hopper Prints

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'I'm not here if that's my best friend.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Today's special... donuts.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Next Round Indicator

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Sober Tooth Tiger

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Your shout!"