Club Hopper Prints

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

Clubbing

'Hey buddy... two's company, three's a bunch!'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Bouncer.

'Hello? My eyes are down here.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Jazz CLub: Washington couldn't sleep here either.

Nightclub toilets - pukingshagging.

Club Gogi.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

'Sorry, but you can't get in without a human.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."