Wine Bar Hopper Prints

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Today's special... donuts.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Dolphin friendly tuna

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

Beer Stall

"I make it myself!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'You've had enough!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'