Wine Bar Hopper Prints

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I make it myself!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Just the one...

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You've had enough!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Next Round Indicator

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'