Hipster Cafe Hopper Mugs

When Anteaters Dine Out

Today's special... donuts.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Artisanal Pottery

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Baby clinging to beard

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Free Wifi

'Coffee overload.'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"My god, those capers are huge!"

"It has a cream base because we hate you."